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The G'thuleck

Played by Sooth_Sawyer

Myrch'ant

  • Commodities

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    Goods and services

    • Gender Tailoring - The G'thuleck is happy* to offer the addition, transition, modification and removal of genders to any and all qualified applicants.

    • Full Species Conversion - Why pay retail prices when The G'thuleck offers the latest fashions such as; wolves, naga, bovines and -UNTRANSLATABLE 2- for half the cost!

    • Biomass Augmentation - Tired of making do with family hand-me-downs? You're in luck! The G'thuleck is fully licensed to repair or alter most standard models by the manufacturer.

    • Servitors - Looking for the perfect gift to tell that special someone that you -UNTRANSLATABLE 6-? Look no further! The G'thuleck has a wide selection of -UNTRANSLATABLE 26- to -UNTRANSLATABLE 9- your -UNTRANSLATABLE 87-! Now with free gift wrapping and delivery.

    • A Random and Obscure Sorrow - While supplies last you too can experience such trendy dolors as rubatosis, monochopsis, opia and many more!

    PRICING

    Gender Tailoring - 3 platinum per addition, transition, modification and removal as well as a single empty platitude.
    Full Species Conversion - 10 platinum to be paid in addition to three insulting remarks.
    Biomass Augmentation - 5 platinum and a riddle per session.
    One Servitor - 15 platinum and a pithy parable to be paid before delivery
    A Random and Obscure Sorrow - 1 platinum per Sorrow per Person.




    *In the event that The G'thuleck can not directly experience happiness the G'thuleck reserves the right to feign both said emotion and emotions in general.
    *The G'thuleck is not responsible for loss of sanity, limb, bodily fluids, -UNTRANSLATABLE 709- or personal property that may occur before/after/during transactions.
    *Some offers only valid up to and until the heat death of the universe.
    *In the event of -UNTRANSLATABLE 96-, -UNTRANSLATABLE 15-, or -UNTRANSLATABLE 127-. The G'thuleck or appropriate second party may -UNTRANSLATABLE 32- -UNTRANSLATABLE 33- where upon -UNTRANSLATABLE 99- -UNTRANSLATABLE 98- -UNTRANSLATABLE 4976- or a common resolution may be reached.
    *All sales final